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Date: September 6, 2013
To: University Curriculum Committee
Subject: New
Course Proposal.
Since several people have
expressed interest in an advanced writing course and in courses of a practical, "real-world," nature, it would seem like a good
time to consider a course in Suppository Writing.
A
study of organic expression. Especially
useful for the writing of academic papers, grant applications, philosophy,
popular novels, unauthorized biographies, and other coprophagous genre. Should be a requirement for Political Science majors. Students will be expected to discharge
several fecund works of excremental fiction and nonfiction. Special attention will be given to the proper
use of the colon.
Course Content Objectives:
Through practical application of
the writing process, students will learn how to digest information and concepts
so that they can easily extrude a fertile and organic end product. They will
understand the value of purgation in writing.
They will learn how to be secretive in their writing so they can
externalize what had previously been internalized. Through exposure to the writings of
effluential authors, students will learn to appreciate works of cathartic
literature.
Additional Notes:
