Friday, November 8, 2013


Ten Top Reasons We Are Willing To Spend More Money on War Than On Education

 10.  Teachers keep trying to teach kids to think critically about important stuff.  Who’s got time for that crap?

 9.  You can’t expect us to fight modern wars with bows and arrows, for God’s sake!  But 1940’s textbooks, and pencils and paper were good enough for me, so they’re good enough for today’s kids, too.

 8.  Do you even know how many bake sales it would take to build a battleship?  Who’s got time to make that many cupcakes?!?

 7. Just try to get a really great parade together with a lot of frumpy teachers marching along to Sesame Street songs!

 6. & 5.  When Moses came down off the mountain with the 10 Commandments and saw that the people weren’t listening, he broke the tablets and killed 3000 people who wanted to go home.  This shows us two things: first, anything that can’t be taught with a few bullet points on a stone tablet isn’t worth the effort to teach it; and second, if other people don’t want to learn what we want to teach them, then the only recourse is to kill as many of them as possible.  For some reason, schools refuse to do that.

 4.  Besides, Jesus was the greatest teacher; and He lived outdoors, relied on other people to feed Him, wore robes and sandals, never got paid a dime for His teaching, and could make 5000 meals from a few loaves and fishes without so much as a microwave; today's teachers who expect to earn a good living from teaching are just greedy.

 3. A thousand photos of hundreds of kids sitting and learning are boring; but one video of a kick-ass fighter jet launching a really big missile and blowing something up is exciting.

 2. We’re already spending enough money on large, intimidating buildings with bars on the windows, metal detectors, “safe zone” perimeters and armed security.  They’re called prisons.  At least we still let teachers and students go home at night!

 And the number one reason we are willing to spend more money on war than on education:

 1. After centuries of underfunding education and overfunding war, a whole lot of people are simply too ignorant to know the difference.

 

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