Tuesday, April 1, 2014

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5 Things to do on April 1st
 
1. Walk up to random people, shake their hands and say, "Don't worry, I'm pretty sure I'm not contagious any more."
 
2. Ask people if they know what day it is.  If they say it's April Fool's Day look surprised and say "What?  Wait . . . really?  Wow!  I was just thinking like . . . you know . . . Tuesday!
 
 
3. Write "Made you look!" in small letters across your forehead.
 
 
4. Walk around with your fly open and when people try to tell you about it say, "Uh-huh, right.  April Fool's, right?  Well you're not going to fool ME that easily."  Then laugh.
 
 
5. Stand on a street corner and ask people to sign your petition, dated November 2, 2016, calling for the impeachment of Hillary Clinton.
 
 
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