2. At work, put out one of those pink bakery boxes, fill it with chocolate brownies, put a label on it that says “Product of Colorado,” and see how quickly people eat them.
3. Put a sign on your own back that says “I’m with Stupid,” and has an arrow pointing up. See how many people try to tell you about it.
4. Post the following on your FB status:
“I CHALLENGE YOU TO REPOST THIS AS YOUR STATUS FOR ONE DAY!
99% of you won’t have the courage to do it, but I’m proud to part of the 1% who will!”
If you’d like you could put a cute animal GIF on it.
5. Stand on a street corner with a petition demanding, now that Ted Cruz has renounced his Canadian citizenship, that he also renounce his citizenship in Cuba and any other places he might accidently be from, and start spelling his last name “Cruise.” Put up a picture of him with a Hitler moustache and a hammer-and-sickle lapel pin. Wear a tinfoil hat the whole time.
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