Friday, September 7, 2012

Memo to Those Who Don't Read Memos


 

To:       Employees who fail to read official memos

From:   Internal Communications Process Improvement Team

 

Subject:  Failure to read official memoranda, minutes, announcements, policies, etc.

 
            It is a matter of general understanding that a number of employees discard important internal and system communications, especially memoranda and e-mails, without reading them.  As it is in the interest of this organization and all its constituents to have these communications function effectively, the Internal Communications Process Improvement Team has decided to survey those employees who are not reading official memos or e-mail to determine why these important communications are not being read.
            Therefore, if you have not read this memo, please answer the following questions as honestly and simply as you can, sign it below, and return the completed questionnaire to the ICPIT.
           
A.    Please place a checkmark next to any and all of the following reasons for not reading this memo which apply to you:
            _____ I never received it.
            _____ I was busy writing memos for other people to not read.
            _____ I got as far as "To: Employees who fail to . . " and I was bored silly.
            _____ I always read memos so I figured it wasn't meant for me.
            _____ I never read memos as a matter of principle.
            _____ Other (please specify):________________________________________
 
            B.  Please place a checkmark next to any and all of the following changes in memos which might influence you to read memos in the future:
            _____ A specific limit on the number of memos allowed to be sent through interoffice or E-mail in any week.
            _____ A specific limit on word length and number of words in any one memo.
            _____ More pictures and bigger fonts.
            _____ Having all memos personally addressed to me; with little handwritten notes attached, saying things like, "Please, if you have the time right now and it's not too much trouble, could you take a moment to read this?  You're a wonderful human being and I really appreciate this."
            _____ A blizzard in the netherworld.
            _____ Other (Please specify):________________________________________
           
Signed:
 
Name:__________________________________________   Date:_____________
 
Note: If you have read this memo, please ignore it.

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