Be Yourself! (I’m
taken.)
Went to the Self Checkout at Target. Started checking myself out. Now I can’t go back there. They should make the sign clearer.
Same thing with Self-Service lines.
Went to one of those Self-Storage places. Told them I wanted to store myself. They shouldn’t call them that, then.
When I was a kid, they told me masturbation was
self-abuse. I figured they just weren’t
doing it right.
If I lose myself in something, will I become selfless?
So, I thought to myself.
I mean, really, who else am I going to think to?
Went to a self-improvement workshop. They told me I should develop a better self-concept. From now on I’m a unicorn. Deal with it.
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